Hey there, dude!
Chris! What’s up?
Nothin’ much, bro, nothin much! Y’know, torturing kids, laughing at near death experiences… Same ol’ same ol’.
How about you, dude? Whatchya been up to since the show? Nothing too exciting, I’m guessing?
someone draw me chris in a ponytail please i need this
is this acceptable
Oh my god it’s perfect
Tagged: #oh my god it is perfect
"The hot tub with my name spelled out in Italian tiles…gone.
my monogrammed sneakers…gone
my custom calibrated stubble trimmer…gone.”
"So…shall we continue the game?"
"As usual you two are thinking of nothing but yourselves."
I can still feel the disappointment and the sadness from this moment…. *sniffles* I need a second….
“I thought that only happened in Cartoons”
Chris Mclean, the fucking cartoon character (via half-fat-no-foam-latte)